High Concepts: What to Play When You’re High
As GEGs resident drug enthusiast and connoisseur, I had an idea the other day. What are the best games to play high? The important thing to consider is that you have to match the...
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Sandler Rules, Teddy Drools
“O’doyle rules!” a line so good that I’ve taken it on as my family mantra. “Goonagucci Rules!” my family roars whenever we do something moderately praiseworthy. I wouldn’t have that without the Sandman, the...
Diablo II: Resurrected – Nostalgia For Profit
Diablo II: Resurrected was announced during BlizzConline (good fucking lord, that name bothers me) last weekend, and it’s taken me some time to process this. My mistrust for Activision-Blizzard and my love of Diablo...
Elden Ring: George R. R. Martin And His Gravy Veins
I’ll start off by saying I am a huge Souls Series fan. And, I will go so far as saying the series as a whole, along with Sekiro and Bloodborne, is my favorite game...
The Art of the Ultimate Gank
Hello Goons and Goonettes, let me regal you with a story from my glorious gaming past, before the responsibility of life and burden of morality changed how I lived my life and gamed my...
Holy Sh!t I Became A Casual
This has been a moose cock sized pill to swallow, but I have to be honest with myself and tell everyone…I have become a casual gamer. It really hurts for me to say, and...
Jeff Bezos is Stepping Down and I’m Uneasy
You’re probably wondering right now, “Why Teddy…Why should we care about Jeff Bezos stepping down as CEO of Amazon? This is a gaming blog. Make your ‘Yuck Yucks’ about games and fuck off.” Well,...
Copping A 5
Well howdy there fellow degenerates, sit here by the digital campfire and let ol’ Santiago tell you a story. It’s got everything, the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and a prize at...
Duke Nukem 3D Turns 25
If you are not familiar with Duke Nukem and his murderous and sexual exploits, you probably had a sheltered upbringing and are zero fun to be around as you avoid booze and drugs and...